The 7-Eleven near my workplace pretty much sucks. The one near my apartment is significantly much better despite the fact that they have the exact same products. The reason why I bring this up is because I just bought a Glaceau Vitamin Energy drink from the 7-Eleven near my workplace and I just paid $2.25 for it. This bothers me because it costs $1.75 at the 7-Eleven near my place. You would think that the prices would be the same, but they’re not even close. I don’t like paying more than I should for my drugs.

 My sister just sent me this t-shirt.  It made me laugh out loud.  If you don’t know what that is on the shirt, go watch The Empire Strikes Back.  The shirt itself is called Boo Boo Walker and it’s from a company called Go Ape Shirts (goapeshirts.com).  I love funny t-shirts like these, especially those from Threadless.com.  I also like t-shirts with the design on the front just so that women will stare at my chest and then I get to point at them and call them hypocrites. 

One of my co-workers thinks I look like this dude.  His name is Danny Seo and he’s some author/TV personality I’ve never heard of before.  Many of you may think that we Asians look all alike, but I just want to let you know that he’s Korean and I’m Japanese.  I don’t think there’s any resemblance, but I went around the office and some of them think I do look like him.  I personally think I’m MUCH better looking than he is and made some of the people around the office say out loud that I’m better looking…then bought them something from the vending machine.

When I was shooting the Hot Dog Dance, I did whatever dances I remember doing in high school and in college.  Of course, not all of them made the cut when I did the Hot Dog Dance video.  So I decided to take the extra footage and make a second version of the Hot Dog Dance.   So watch me shake my ass, do a horrible cabbage patch, solidify myself as the worst dancer in the world, and relive the disgusting sight that is my dirty microwave.

If you’re a recent reader of TIB you probably know about the video I did that involved me dancing to a Filipino dance song called “Jumbo Hot Dog.” Well in honor of my horrible recreation of 1990s dance moves, my brother and sister-in-law awarded me with this trophy that makes me the “Jumbo Hot Dog” Dance King. I don’t know about being a dancing king because only now I’m beginning to learn the Macarena. I’m also trying to tie in Milli Vanilli dance moves with a future review.